Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Utopia

A boring everyday sight at future bargain vendors will be baggies of pencil shavings that grow into pencil-bearing bushes if properly watered and nourished. And no matter how much office policy tells people not to, they'll still throw them away because it's so much easier to just buy a new pencil.

Good god...you haven't even done it yet, and it still makes me sick.

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